Nathaniel P

Early Life
Not much is known about Nathaniel's life prior to the Year 9 Social, other than he's allegedly American and that he's really into rowing.

Potato
At the Year 9 Social and adorned in a purple paisley shirt, Nathaniel immediately took to Bella M, spending most of the night flirting with her. He was picked up by his father at the end of the night in the iconic STKEV1 car.

Weeks later, over Facebook Messenger, Nathaniel asked Bella on a date, and so began their love affair.

For 8 months Nathaniel stood by her side silently, often taking precedence in photos over long time friends such as Antonia S and joining Antonia, Alex S and Bella on Frozen Yoghurt Fridays after dancing classes during Semester 1 of Year 10. Though the couple never consummated their relationship in any way at all, they did develop several in-jokes, most famously (in collaboration with Antonia and Alex) - the Potato.

In May 2013, Bella posted a photo on Facebook which was commented on by Antonia "Jelly xx!!". Nathaniel mistakenly took this to be a reference to a joke they had all had at Frozen Yoghurt Fridays - they were so close and compatible that they were all the peanut butter to the others jelly, the toothbrush to the others listerine and the potato to the others ketchup - and commented "Potato". Ever since, he has been unable to escape the torment as the Potato follows him into University life.

Jathaniel
At some point Nathaniel dated Jess C, who also dumped him. Not much is known about their union (other than that she dumped him).

Georgthaniel
A relationship born out of a drunken hookup on Schoolies in Byron Bay, Georgthaniel managed to last 9 months despite the odd pairing.

Georgia O was able to provide Nathaniel with a greater social life, as he did not have very many female friends that were not associated with his first girlfriend, Bella, prior to 2016. This should not be mistaken for social climbing, however, as Nathaniel simply doesn't care about that kind of thing.

A key aspect and point of humour regarding their relationship was Georgia's penchant for getting incredibly drunk and her general "hippie" demeanour, which contrasted greatly with Nathaniel's Private School Boy Rowing Legend persona.

As their relationship progressed, friends began to accept and understand the strange pairing, but just as this was achieved, the two unexpectedly broke up, citing "irreconcilable differences". It is said that Georgia ended things with Nathaniel, making her the third girl to do so, mostly due to their differing values and attitudes towards life.

Single and looking for love
Watch out, everybody's favourite Canadian is back on the prowl.