Eliza C

Early Life
Born and bred in the affluent beach side suburb of Brighton, Eliza attended prestigious Catholic schools her entire life, including a private girls school from Years 5-12.

Campbell the Gay Pirate
In Year 9, Eliza and her friends Issy F and Jane W enrolled in Dancing Classes with Year 10 boys from neighbouring private schools in Toorak. It was here that Eliza met the first love of her life, Campbell - a overly sweaty youth who seemed unable to locate anti-perspirant. The two quickly defined the relationship and confessed their mutual attraction for each other soon after meeting via Facebook message - in truth, Eliza was ambivalent to the situation and just kind of going with the flow.

In the final weeks of classes, both began to realise their scheduled time together was drawing to a close. One such evening, the class was made to be a Fancy Dress theme. Eliza dressed as a fairy because she's lame and unoriginal, whereas Campbell, with undeniable pizzazz, committed to an interpretation of Captain Jack Sparrow, complete with eyeliner and expressive hip popping. Unfortunately, Eliza was unimpressed with his costumed vigour.

However, the final nail in this doomed coffin of a relationship was Campbell choosing to profess his love to Eliza over Facebook Messenger. Eliza, not one to have/show emotion chose to just ignore him indefinitely. They have not spoken since.

Llewelyn and the Cheating Scandal that Rocked the Nation
One of the most tumultuous relationships started thanks to mutual friend Stevo. Llewelyn and Eliza were thrust together after a chance joking message over Facebook and suddenly found themselves committed to one another. Or so they thought. Despite their minute affection to one another and absolutely no physical contact, they dated for a few months before Eliza's world was turned upside down whilst she was on holiday in Northern Queensland. Llewelyn messaged her to confess that he had "cheated" on her by hugging already established new girlfriend Lilli. Eliza reacted appropriately for the severity of their relationship: she really did not give a shit. However, Eliza's friends, in particular Issy F, maintained a severe dislike for the "cheating bastard" who "broke their friends heart".

Normalcy
Despite seeming to be happy to plow through the boys, after Llewelyn's betrayal, Eliza steered away from men for a significant period of time. During this time, however, she was heavily pursued by Tristan (who had previously dated friends Nicola K and Alex E).

Hoe Phase
Emerging from Year 12 and VCE studies victorious, Eliza re-embraced her man-eating ways. She opened her legs to all possibilities available to her.

Most significantly, Eliza encountered mutual friend of frenemies Hannah N - Eugene. During a passionate night together in her parent's bedroom where he endeavoured to suckle from her breast, Eliza's sexuality was re-awakened, leading to many more hookups in the clubs in the weeks and months to follow.