Josh I

Early Life
Probably was born a 15 year old male when he was first introduced into our lives, as no proof of existence has been discovered prior to the Year 9 Musical (The King and I).

See also: Josh I Sexual History
Joshua is known to be quite the ladies man, despite his musical theatre prowess.

Year 9 Beginnings
He began his hoe career by dating Maggie D for approximately 2 weeks after their romance blossomed in the three performances of the Rogers & Hammerstein classic The King and I. Friends were unaware of their union until half way through the relationship, when Maggie, Joshua, Maddie L, Bill F, Milla G, Daniel T (with a pussy eye) and Charlie W had planned to go rock climbing. However, disaster struck. Maggie got stuck and the gallant pre-manwhore that Joshua was reached and helped her up the rest of the way. Friends were also unaware of their breakup a week later. Maddie L records being informed by Alex E after choir on a Wednesday morning, instead of being told by Maggie or Joshua themselves.